nickelodeon

nickelodeon
1. (Nickelodeon) (2801↑, 173↓)
What used to be the best channel ever but it sucks a really lot now.

Nickelodeon ruled 10 years ago, now it sucks.

2. (Nickelodeon) (1399↑, 134↓)
Used to be a classic favorite by all, it canceled all of it's good shows such as Welcome Freshmen, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko, Ren & Stimpy, and Nick Arcade. They started to aim towrds the sterotypical children that were spawning from somewhere. They began covering the new "pop" (aka. crap, homo-gays, %*&*) groups that were spawning from the same place as the sterotypical children. They struck back with Invader Zim, but was canceled because the type of humor flew right over the little kids heads. It now hold the personal record by about every person in America above the age of 13 as the worst television station and ahould be plagued with head cancer.

Nickelodeon REALLY sucks now. -Me, 1990.

3. (Nickelodeon) (1073↑, 71↓)
A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.

6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel\! Me: My young friend, you shall never know.

4. (Nickelodeon) (734↑, 94↓)
A now horrible kids channel. It started off pretty good with Ren and Stimpy and Rocko's modern Life (even Angry beavers wasn't all shit) but promptly canceled all their good shows and started to play towards f*cking 6-year olds. Then came Spongebob and it almost completely died. It made a brief (but amazing) comeback with Invader Zim, but, of course, they cancelled it, leading to its utter doom. Now, unless they bring some good shows into their pathetic schedule, it wil soon be cancelled as well.

'Nuff said.

5. (Nickelodeon) (607↑, 59↓)
A television network station that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Nickelodeon is on the brink of extinction.

6. (Nickelodeon) (530↑, 54↓)
An Uber-retarded network that only exists to cancell its last few entertaining shows, and blatatntly mock animation.

Nick Executive:This shows ratings are off the chart, cancel it immediantly.

7. (Nickelodeon) (350↑, 49↓)
A great Kid's TV Channel until the mid-90's when it began to suck. It had supa-fly shows such as Clarissa Explains It All, The Adventures Of Pete and Pete, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Ahh\! Real Monsters, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Figure it Out and etc. Then they started to slowly decline as they kept replacing the cast of All That, made a new version of Double Dare called Double Dare 2000. Their good cartoons were taken off the air and their ok cartoons such as Rugrats, got worse and worse. They occasionly had a good show like Invader Zim but was cancelled probably cuz faux-punks who shop at Hot Topic started wearing Gir and Zim pins and T-shirts. Now they just suck and show crappy shows such as ChalkZone, Fairly Oddparents, Zoey 101, and Unfabulous.

Man, i miss Old School Nick.

Author: The Shadow Molestor http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/1219481
8. (Nickelodeon) (333↑, 51↓)
A friggin' pile of shit that cancelled Invader Zim. Nickelodeon has absolutely NO GOOD SHOWS WHATSOEVER. YOU F***ING RETARDED PILES OF SHIT\!

Nickelodeon is crap.

Author: Lieutenant Tarpit http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/686283
9. (Nickelodeon) (345↑, 85↓)
A cable channel that used to show Rockos Modern Life And Ren and Stimpy, but now it sucks more for gay shows like CatDog, Chalkzone and the "new and improved" All That.
10. (Nickelodeon) (223↑, 25↓)
Used to be a great kid's channel right up until the mid 1990s. After that, I don't even want to mention it at all because it's chock full of poorly-drawn, vomit-inducing "cartoons" with no plot, a bastardization of [Ren and Stimpy], some crappy [Disney]-like [sitcom]s, and it's becoming more and more like [MTV] (since it's owned by the same corporation that owns MTV anyway).

I remember the good old days of watching my favorite morning shows on Nickelodeon.

11. (Nickelodeon) (206↑, 41↓)
The orignal "kids" channel. Had some great shows like Rocko and Invader Zim, but now its just a bunch of retarded [Klasky Csupo] cartoons, and 24-hour whoring of spongebob.

Nickelodeon sucks now.

Author: I hate your Emo Haircut http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/941409
12. (Nickelodeon) (184↑, 20↓)
A fucking awful Cocksucker network that used to be cool with Rockos Modern Life and Ren & Stimpy and now is a tragedy to even have on your cable line-up.

I wish to have Nickelodeon taken off my cable lineup.

13. (nickelodeon) (166↑, 22↓)
Gay pice of shit that canceled Invader Zim. A television station run by [neo nazi]s. A [TV] channel that allways has crappy cartoons. See also [shit]

Bob: nickelodeon is so fucking gay. Joe: O RLY? Bob: YA RLY\! Joe: NO WAI\!\!\!

Author: Is this name used? http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/1903445
14. (Nickelodeon) (161↑, 34↓)
It was good when I was like 7,but now it sucks fucking ass. They even cancelled Invader Zim,the greatest show ever created.

I hope Jhonen Vasquez totally ruins As Told By Ginger's shit. Fuck that gay-ass preteen soap opera shit.

15. (Nickelodeon) (163↑, 37↓)
A channel that used to be the shit for children and young teens during the 90s. Shows like Salute your Shorts(Greatest Nick Show ever), Hey Dude, Old school rugrats, doug, rocko, Are you afraid of the Dark, Clarissa explains it all, Kenan and Kel. Juss to name a few. Now Nick is a corny ass channel with a line-up with no variety. Gay ass shows like Avatar, Spongebob, Zoey 101, the new All That every single day. Kids that watch the dumb shit now think that Nick is the best channel ever but they definitely don't know what they missed.

8 yr old boy: Hey you want to watch Nickelodeon with me\! It's the coolest ever. We can watch Unfabulous, Zoey 101, than Fairly Oddparents\!\! Me: *Sigh*

16. (Nickelodeon) (150↑, 40↓)
A channel I liked when I was 9. Now I'm almost 11, and it sucks ass. They canceled a bizarrely hilarious show called Invader Zim, probably because it was too funny. Now all the shows are crap and they use the same jokes over and over.

Nickelodeon sucks. End of conversation.

Author: Elizabeth Bennett http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/1671572
17. (Nickelodeon) (153↑, 46↓)
A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now. They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.

Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.

18. (Nickelodeon) (120↑, 18↓)
A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

19. (Nickelodeon) (137↑, 41↓)
Nickelodeon had some good shows in the 90's like The Original All That, Clarissa Explians it all, The original Rugrats, Hey Arnold, The Angry Beavers,and Invader Zim. Then the pot smokers at Nick decieded that good ratings and good shows were bad so they cancelled them all and brought these crappy shows like The new All-That,Unfabulous,FairlyOddparents, Avatar,and The X's. The only decent shows on there are Drake and Josh, Spongebob, and Ned's declassified.

Me,at age 6: ''Nickelodeon kicks ass\! Me, today: ''Nickelodeon sucks ass''

20. (Nickelodeon) (107↑, 19↓)
1) A once amazing television channel that sold its soul to the devil on May 1, 1999 with the premiere of Spongebob Squarepants. 2) To do a Nickelodeon, or to go from being amazing to sucking rather quickly. Usually by dumbing down or changing itslef.

1) Nickelodeon was amazing in the 90's. 2) How can something go from so amazing to horrible and only enjoyed by those with minimal intelligence at best? All you need is to do a nickelodeon.

21. (Nickelodeon) (116↑, 32↓)
A channel that used to have great shows like Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Salute your Shorts, Kenan and Kel, Clarissa Explains it all, and many more. Then somebody decided it would be nice to fuck everybody up the ass by targeting their audience to immature homosexual 6 year old cockfags and canceling all their "inappropriate" shows. Hell even Spongebob was ok for its first season. Same with the Fairly Odd Parents. But after that, they took a long load of shit off work and just played re-runs and Polly Pocket commercials. When they came back, they completely gayed up everything. For example, in nearly every Spongebob episode, he is always crying like a baby, or singing in his usual high-pitched voice. When they made Invader Zim all sanity was thought to have been restored. Then it's canceled. Quickly. What a load of fuck. Whenever they try to make new shows, they completely fail. They make it, turns out it sucks Ron Paul's balls, and then they cancel it. For example, Catscratch. Or Kappa Mikey. Or El Tigre. Or Just Jordan. Or Marvin Mystery. And Jimmy Neutron (EW that show was so gay). The exact same will happen with the extremely eye-watering utter fail shows Back at the Barnyard, and The Mighty B. Nickelodeon used to have events like U-Pick-Live for example. Then they "re-made" it with overenthusiastic nerd hosts. Every day you'd hear them say, "and HERE'S more, SPONGEBOB\!\!" and it would just be another fucking re-run. And yet at the "Kid's Choice Awards" they'd bring back Pick boy, and all the little 5 year olds would be like "wtf is he?" because they canceled him a long time ago. :/ And speaking of Kid's Choice Awards, notice how these asshats always pick people like, hannah montana for example, as "best actress", etc. What the fuck is wrong with these kiddies? They seem so interested with their Naked Brothers Band. Well of course, just like them, their testicles haven't dropped yet. The naked brothers band thinks it "cool" to play sing-a-long songs in front of a microphone, and the lead "singer" with the mole on his face and with bloodshot eyes and greasy hair thinks he's "sexy". Now here we are again with re-runs of gay shows released at least 100 years ago like Spongebob or the Fairly Odd Parents. Thank you Nickelodeon. Thank you for making America's children interested in shows in which the characters CONSTANTLY TALK TO THEMSELVES. And sing, and cry, all the freaking time. And have lame, lame jokes. You have inspired me to kill myself. Thank you, Nickelodeon.

kid: OH MIE GOSH, NAT WOLFF IS SO TOTALLY HAWT I WANNA HAVE "SEX" WITH HIM, WHAYEVER THAT MEENS dude: um. what? you are a girl, right? kid: no, why? dude: ... nickelodeon fag, much? kid: gtg another re-run of BACK AT DA BARENYAWRD is pwaying. -- -- -- kid has been kicked. \<no furries allowed.\>

22. (Nickelodeon) (86↑, 8↓)
nickelodeon was once a good network from late 80s to early 90s with programs like you can't say that on telivison, welcome freshman, round house, are you afraid of the dark?, pete and pete, salute your shorts, and hey dude. These shows were canceled and were replaced by copy-cat versions of some shows (roundhouse became all that)and all around started to suck...now most of the current shows are plotless, and shitty

Nickelodeon used to be awsome, and now it sucks

23. (Nickelodeon) (93↑, 15↓)
Network that was fan-freakin-tastic until around 1992/93 when the last of the good shows started to go. Tuned in once around 99 and the format sucked. MTVJr. I believe it's become now. What a f*cking waste of what was such a promising channel.

I turned on Nickelodeon the other day hoping to catch an episode of Salute Your Shorts, but all I got was this lousy Romeo.

Author: Lt. Deputy Commander Town Dog http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/1400719
24. (Nickelodeon) (97↑, 21↓)
Used to be the most wonderful channel ever. It aired great shows like Doug, Rocko's Modern Life, My Brother and Me, Weinerville, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Clarissa Explains it All, and Are you Afraid of the Dark. Then one day some bonehead decided to cancel all those shows to make room for a whole bunch of GARBAGE new shows. Those shows include Unfabulous, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Avatar, Zoey 101, The X's, Mr. Meaty, Romeo, and other shows that are a complete waste of time. If Nick was smart, they'd cancel all those new shows and return to it's originality and quality programming.

Little Kids: Come on\! Romeo is on\! That show is SOOOO cool\! Older Kids: If you watch that pathetic excuse for a show, then you're an idiot\! If you're watching anything, it's our tapes of Old Nickelodeon\! Little Kids: (after they've seen the REAL Nick) Boy, I'm not watching those stupid new shows anymore\! What was I THINKING?

25. (Nickelodeon) (92↑, 18↓)
A cable channel started by Warner Cable (the same company that invented MTV) in 1977 as "Pinwheel". The channel changed names to "Nickelodeon" in 1979 with unforgettable shows like "You Can't Do That On Television" which originated Nickelodeon's "sliming" trademark.
26. (Nickelodeon) (105↑, 32↓)
An old form of movie theater. It cost a nickel to get in.

I watched some crappy movies at the nickelodeon.

27. (Nickelodeon) (105↑, 33↓)
a once kick-ass channel but now a peice of shit for mindless 10 yr. olds. They took away all the awesome shows: Ren and Stimpy (sp?), Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Salute Your Shorts, Doug, the original All That, Rugrats (before 97'), etc. And replaced it with a bunch of retarded crap: The Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Zoey 101, etc. Hell, they even tried to make their own anime (Avatar: the Last Airbender and Martian Mystery) which suxxors. Leave the anime to the Japanese.

Nickelodeon used to rock with the awesome shows...now it suxxors.

28. (Nickelodeon) (80↑, 10↓)
Was One of the Best Channels of all time During the 90's for all little kids, teens, Young Adults and Some Adults to all enjoy. Now it's just a Pile of S*it and not worth to watch anymore. Great Shows of the 90's in this channel for example: Rocko's Modern Life, Are you Afraid of the Dark?, Doug, The Original "All That", Kenan & Kel and The ORIGINAL Rugrats. Now they have "TeeNick" like Zoey 101. Other Retarded things like: The NEW All That, and The NEW Rugrats "All Grown-Up", which none of these "Shows" are really original and Nick' has lost its "Touch" and "Spirit" of making cartoons and Shows.

Annoying Little 10-year-old Girl: OMG\!\!\! I want to be just like Jamie Spears\!\!\! I love Zoey 101\!\!\! TeeNick rules\!\!\! and I LOVE Nickelodeon\!\!\! ME: " You Really Don't know the Meaning of NICKELODEON\!\!\!So Shut the F*ck up and Read a book or Something\!\!\!" Annoying Little 10-year-old Girl: *Cries*

29. (Nickelodeon) (73↑, 10↓)
A Cable-TV channel that used to kick ass when i was in the 4th grade/9 years old.bout a year later it started to suck and as of toiday totally sucks ass. GUTS and Legends of the Hidden Temple was my shows back in the day. now that im 21 theres nothing but gay cartoons on all day. the only good thing bout this channel now is Nick at Nite. This may as be a regukar-Tv channel.

Nickelodeon kicked ass back then, today it sucks ass

30. (nickelodeon) (85↑, 27↓)
A television channel focused on entertaining children of many ages that has been CORRUPT WITH POWER ever since the mid 90's. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SHOWS LIKE SALUTE YOUR SHORTS AND HEY DUDE? NOW THEY JUST SHOW UNEDUCATIONAL SHOWS LIKE THE AMANDA SHOW AND TEACH KIDS TO DISRESPECT THEIR PARENTS.

Kid: Hey dad, can i watch nickelodeon? Parent: Ummm... Nickelodeon, never heard of it... So you can't watch it... (parent puts a parental block on nickelodeon channel0

31. (Nickelodeon) (64↑, 7↓)
A great channel until it all went downhill. Now all they have is content geared towards the teen crowd, with shows such as Zoey 101 and *shudder* The Naked Brothers Band, which shows up as "Naked Brothers" on my TV guide.

Nickelodeon sucks now a-days. That's why I watch Discovery Channel.

32. (Nickelodeon) (69↑, 12↓)
A once good TV channel that once aired hilarious shows like the older Rugrats, Kenan and Kel, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, the original All That (with Kenan and Kel, and there were hilarious skits like Good Burger, Ear boy Kenan's Super Dude and Coach Kreeton) the original Doug (instead of new and dried out version made for Disney). Now Nick's glory days on over with. The new Nickelodeon shows of Late-90's was the cataclysm for Nick's downfall when they aired half-assed, dried shows. After Half-assed shows like the Wild Thornberries, New All-That and Rocket Power were aired things just got regressivly worse for Nickelodeon, Nick tried to fight back from it's incompetence with a hilarious show like Invader Zim, but then Nick endured more shelling when Zim was cancelled.

If you think the Wild Thornberries and Rocket Power were bad, those shows are nothing compared to the complete crapapalooza they show nowadays. It is highly doubtful that Nickelodeon can recover...We should restore dignity to the once good TV network by mothballing it. It's much better than to see it living like it is now.

33. (Nickelodeon) (61↑, 5↓)
Nickelodeon used to be cool with Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, Hey Arnold, Aaah Real Monsters, and Are You Afraid Of the Dark, and the OLD version of Rugrats. But now they are just like everybody else, dumming their shows down to incredibly stupid and unentertaining plots. Nobody with a good sense of humor watches "Zoey 101" or "Unfabulous." COME ON, NICKELODEN\! They can't even ACT\! Bring us back the awesome cartoons\!

Nickelodeon is really pissing me off.

34. (Nickelodeon) (73↑, 18↓)
the t.v. channel that had great shows, but now it cancelled all the really good ones and put on crappy ones like jimmmy neutron and so now it sucks a lot.

tim- dude lets watch nickelodeon frank- no that tv station stinks, lets go watch cartoon network...its a lot better.

35. (nickelodeon) (54↑, 7↓)
Once, in a time long ago, a time called the 90s. There was a channel, it's name was Nickelodeon. It ruled all cartoon channels in that long ago era. With shows like Rugrats, pete and pete, AHHH real monsters, doug, and one of it's final great shows, invader zim. From the era spaning 1990 to 2003 it was the suprime cartoon channel. But after the end of the 20th century nickeldoeon started to go down a dark path. canceling all it's great shows and replaceing them with bad animated shows and aweful teen shows. Around 2003 nickelodeon tried to make a come back with invader zim, but the new generation of 7-year old teen wanna bees soon dismissed the show. Today nickelodeon is down a path it can never return from...

Never forget the shows you grew up with. Never forget that era.... Nickelodeon 1990-2003

Author: the wise teller of tv http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/2727178
36. (Nickelodeon) (48↑, 5↓)
One of the best channels on TV, until 2000/2001 when most of the classic and good shows were cancelled, thrust into reruns and replaced with mediocre shows, then around 2004 went downhill even further when the classic shows weren't shown as reruns anymore, and the new new shows went from mediocre to just straight up crap.

Examples of the lost magic and current crapiness of Nickelodeon: All That: Originally very funny and more mature, then became a dull kiddy show before it was cancelled. The classic Rocko's Modern Life which was hilarious and amazing has been replaced with the annoying and repititive Spongebob Squarepants. Even shows in the new generation of Nick which were actually cool like My Life As A Teenage Robot, received good reviews and good ratings were cancelled. That seems to be a trend in Nick TV shows, cancel the good shows but keep the bullshit on.

37. (Nickelodeon) (64↑, 24↓)
One of the, if not THE, most anti-parent television stations to ever exist. They always portry parents as stupid, worthless, and not worthy to be respected.

This is true until it comes to the parents buying stuff from their company.

38. (Nickelodeon) (42↑, 3↓)
A kids television channel that debuted in the 80s, hit it's prime in the 90s and then lost it completely. The labelling of Nickelodeon as a kids channel is debateable because some of their best jokes and shows (before they went downhill) had enough depth to appeal to adults. Most notably, shows like Ren & Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life and the late Invader Zim were filled to the brim with quirky innuendo, jokes and/or references that will likely fly straight over a younger child's head. Since 2000, quality has been declining, and as of 2008 they have officially hit rock bottom, essentially airing five or six substandard shows back-to-back, occasionally (though this may not still be the case) showing some old programming during school hours so that older fans (now probably having left school) can still find mild enjoyment in the channel. It is hoped by many that Viacom is simply going through a rough time and will pick up quality eventually, but as quality continues to decline, most older fans are giving up hope (which only makes sense given that it is a childrens channel).

Nickelodeon hardly needs an example now does it?

39. (Nickelodeon) (41↑, 4↓)
A network that used to be a lot fun to watch when they only aired [Nicktoons] that are Kappa Mikey, The Mighty B, CatScratch, Rugrats, ChalkZone, My Life As a Teenage Robot, El Tigre, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Invader Zim. Now it's a lame network filled with boring teen sitcom shows like Big Time Rush, iCarly, Victorious, True Jackson VP and The Troop and lame cartoons like Fanboy and Chum Chum, Penguins of Madagascar and BarnYard. Those shows suck so much\! They still show SpongeBob and Fairly OddParents but it's not enough. I just wish Nickelodeon was back to being a perfect network for good Nicktoons. Rate up if you agree.

Nickelodeon used to be good but now it fails. Shows like Zoey 101, Naked Brothers Band and Unfabulous failed so why put make more dumb real shows? Those 3D cartoons are stupid and they are not what we want to see.

Author: NickToonsForTheWin http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/5194478
40. (nickelodeon) (40↑, 6↓)
A TV channel aimed towards young people which previously (around 90s) used to have pretty good TV shows (with a point and a good moral), but then began to air completely stupid, mindless, and pointless shows (around the early 2000's) that teach young kids bad lessons. These shows include such, as Fairly Odd Parents, Spongebob Squarepants, and a recently created show which even better displays the pointlessness and purely bad influence of Nickelodeon on kids: Mr. Meaty.

I don't like Nickelodeon anymore\! Did you see that Spongebob episode on Nickelodeon where Squidward tricks and manipulates Spongebob and Patrick into thinking he's a ghost?

41. (Nickelodeon) (49↑, 17↓)
1. Originally, a smaller silent movie theater, often made out of an old converted storefront, which cost a five cents for admission. The literal definition of the word nickelodeon is "nickel theater", from "nickel" (a five cent piece), and "odeon" (the Greek word for theater). 2. A term applied to any American-made coin operated piano or orchestrion. This usage came about because many nickelodeon theatre owners who could not afford a live pianist or orchestra to accompany the film would buy a coin piano or orchestrion and turn it on and let it play all day, with the assumption that any music (even if it was not coordinated with what was going on on the screen) was better than no music at all\! Later, special instruments such as the photoplayer and theatre organ were produced specifically to accompany silent movies, and these could be operated by a single person, either playing manually with the keyboards and controls, or using special "mood music" rolls they could coordinate with the action on the screen. 3. A TV channel for kids, with both animated and live-action shows, some of which are exclusive to that network. It has been around since about c.1990, and the quality and programming has been somewhat controversial. 4. A movie made in 1976 starring Ryan O'Neal and Burt Reynolds. It was directed by Peter Bogdanovich and tells the tale of a couple of early silent film actors/makers. Was not terribly successful, and has been alternately maligned and praised. 5. For some reason, dictionaries have listed the word "nickelodeon" as a slang term for "jukebox", which in itself is a slang term for a coin-operated phonograph. I have never personally heard this usage, as most people who see a jukebox know what it is called. This usage, if indeed it exists, probably comes from the fact that the jukebox largely replaced the coin piano and orchestrion in public places such as bars and restaurants by performing essentially the same function: providing music for money. This changeover happened about 1930 or so.

1. "It's Saturday, what shall we do to-day?" "Why don't we go down to the nickelodeon and see that new Charlie Chaplin movie, it's supposed to be very funny." 2. [barfly to another barfly] "Drop a nickel in the nickelodeon; I want some music to go with my 'suds'." 3."What do you think of Nickelodeon nowadays?" "I think it would be better if they stuck with shows like Hey\! Arnold and Pete and Pete, instead of all this new stuff that's really too bland and trendy." 4. \{girl to another girl) "So how was 'Nickelodeon'?" "I liked Burt Reynolds better in 'White Lightning'." 5. "Hey brother, do you have a dime? They got that new Fats Domino record in the nickelodeon." "That ain't no 'nickelodeon', man, that's a juke box."

42. (Nickelodeon) (34↑, 2↓)
A television network founded in 1977 that was aimed mostly towards the younger / teen audience. The prime of this network really hit it's peak in the early - late 90's, with amazing nicktoons, game shows, cartoons, and live action programs such as: The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Kenan and Kel, GAS, Double Dare, Salute Your Shorts, Wild and Crazy Kids, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, and the Ren & Stimpy Show, to name a few. Kids of all ages enjoyed the network, and had the time of their lives visiting the official Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida, where they can watch these programs live and even participate in the shows. In the late 90's, something unpredictable happened. The Producers of Nickelodeon decided "Hey, these kids are having too much fun. Let's decide to fuck with their minds and ruin their childhood, and introduce a load of bullshit to the next generation of kids\!" They then went on to cancel all the brilliant shows that was once the heart and soul of the network, and replace them with garbage "up to date" shows such as Zoey 101, Unfabulous, Naked Brothers Band, Dance on Sunset, and Avatar. These new garbage programs go absolutely no where and usually cancel after 1 season. (in 2001, Nickelodeon made an awesome show and everybody thought it was making a come back. That show was Invader Zim. But to nobody's surprise, it was canceled after very few episodes because it was "too funny" and kids were "enjoying it") The network and company itself had officially died in 2004, with the closing of Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando Florida. RIP Nickelodeon 1990 - 2004

Nickelodeon was once a great and cheerful kids network. Now it sucks balls.

43. (Nickelodeon) (44↑, 13↓)
Nickelodeon is like Will Ferrell...... Constant yammering about nonsense, heavily annoying and no originality at all. What happened to he greatness of this show? Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Rugrats, Rocko's Modern Like, Pete and Pete, Afraid of the dark, GUTS, Etc. Now all it shows are cartoons with crap animation added with annoying characters and with no plot. They need to bring these shows back.

Nickelodeon is utter crap now\!\!

44. (Nickelodeon) (36↑, 5↓)
1) A popular children's television station, which became so in the 1990's with shows such as, but not limited to, "Ren and Stimpy," "Salute Your Shorts\!," "Rocko's Modern Life," and "All That\!". The station has since, however, decreased in popularity with its original viewers due to the cancellation of many of these shows. 2) An early motion-picture viewing "theatre," into which one would admit a nickel (hence the name) and be able to look into the invention and view a film.

I turned on the TV to find the station tuned to Nickelodeon. He inserted five cents into the nickelodeon and watched a movie.

45. (Nickelodeon) (47↑, 17↓)
Good things never last. So true about Nickelodeon. This channel used to have all the badass shows like Rocko's modern life, Hey arnold and Invader Zim. Takes me back to think of these shows. With spongebob, Nickelodeon went downhill. The channel cancelled all the good shows and brought in new gay stuff. Lets take a look at the new Nickelodeon: Icarly- the main character and her friends do whatever they want, not a good example for kids. The penguins of madagascar- a spin off cartoon, wow Fanboy and Chumchum- worse and stupider than icary Back at the barnyard- another crappy spin off. The mighty B\!- five bucks you don't remember this one True Jackson VP- common Nickelodeon, really Victorious- just horrible teen drama Big Time Rush- WTF\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! really So shows like invader Zim, Rocko's modern life, The ren and stimpy show, or angry beavers are not worthy for nick, just teenage 'drama' and stupid new cartoons. Maybe like Darth Vader, there is still good in nickelodeon, who knows?

smart kid: Nickelodeon used to have good shows that had a few innuendos for teens, but they were still funny. Now all they have is icarly, big time rush and stupid cartoons like fanboy and chum chum 10 year old girl: Whatever, leik icarly is so awsome, OMG, the boys from big time rush are so hawt. liek victorious is so good. OMG liek icalry is on. smart kid: fuck Ic..... (head blows up after watching icarly for 5 seconds)

46. (Nickelodeon) (58↑, 28↓)
A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.

I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.

47. (nickelodeon) (38↑, 9↓)
Childish or immature. rookie league.

Yo I can't do this 18 & over club, It's nickelodeon in here. My baby's mom came up to my job acting all nickelodeon, almost got me fired.

48. (Nickelodeon) (30↑, 5↓)
A station that once broadcasted legendery tv shows. Now it fails miserably. Viewers had hope for when it showed great programs such as Invader Zim and Avatar. But naturally, because everyone liked these shows, it became the number one priority of the network to cancel them as soon as possible forever.

Nickelodeon sucks\! Drake and Josh are funny on nickelodeon, not Avatar was a great show, until Nickelodeon stopped showing new episodes for like a year.

49. (Nickelodeon) (50↑, 25↓)
Use to have great shows when i was 4 years old. Rugrats was good for the first, second, and third season, but it later became gay and the rats didn't get into trouble. Also had shows like doug. Also when i was four the nick jr. has some kick tail shows like snoozles and the gnome show. I also liked the elephant show.

Skinamarinky-dinky-dink-Skinamarinky-doo-NICKELODEON is CRUD NOW. Although sponge bob is cool.

Author: www.eternalsoldiers.net http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/225951
50. (Nickelodeon) (52↑, 30↓)
A Channel like MTV that pollutes the minds of children and some teenagers who watch "Teenick". They cancel all the shows that are shitty in less than a year and yet they keep producing more and more shitty shows. These fuckers who own Nickelodeon, which is MTV, are a bunch of fucking asswholes who need to fucking die, or get off the air. Shitty shows include icarly or should i say diecarly, zoey101, unfabulous, H2O or should I say GAY2O, The Mighty B, Avatar or should I say Avatard, and a hell of a lot more shitty shows because the list keeps going. Fuck you MTV for polluting the minds of our generation and Fuck you Nickelodeon for polluting the generation to follow.

Fuck MTV and Nickelodeon

51. (Nickelodeon) (27↑, 6↓)
A Kids TV Channel that used to be the shit in the 90's. But nowadays the likes of Ren & Stimpy, Invader Zim ect. are all canceled. Nowadays they got bullshit on like iCarly, Spongebob Squarepants, Back at the Barnyard, Penguins of Madagascar ect. Today I would only watch that damn channel if it was on Nick at Nite.

Back in the 90's Kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite TV channel\! Adult: It is a pretty damn good channel. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite TV channel\! Adult: Son if you were only alive durring the 90's you would know.

Author: Most pop culture today sucks http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/4207695
52. (nickelodeon) (17↑, 1↓)
A TV channel that reached its peak in the 90s with shows like [Salute Your Shorts] and [Rocko's Modern Life]. But in about 2000 they said "Let's cancel the good shows and make new shows so new kids can watch crap without knowing\!" So they introduced crap like Fairly Odd Parents and the New All That and canceled all the great shows. But in 2001 [Invader Zim] came out. It was like the Second Coming but it was of course canceled. hen in about 2006 they went to the bottom of the Crap hole with "[The Naked Brothers Band]" but like all Nick shows it was canceled. Now there are stupid shows like "[Back in the Barnyard]" and "True Jackson VP". [SpongeBob] is good though.

7 year old kid watching back in the barnyard: "OMG\!" adult who grew up in 90s: "That sucks\!" 7 year old: "no it doesn't" adult: "here i have old nickelodeon tapes" 7 year old: "It's not called nick?" adult: "no" 7 year old: "ok show me tapes" kid after seeing tapes: "Nickelodeon sucks now\!" adult: "see i told ya"

Author: IamNotSashaFierce http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/4821430
53. (Nickelodeon) (21↑, 7↓)
a discontinued children's programming channel. ran from who-knows-when to 2002. not to be confused with [Nick], its shitty replacement.

Nickelodeon died after they canceled [Rugrats].

54. (Nickelodeon) (10↑, 0↓)
A once respectable network now funneling in more crap than the Disney Channel

Mike: Do you wanna watch some Nickelodeon? I think iCarly is on. Bill: I'd rather put meat hooks through my nostrils and attach them to a plane.

55. (Nickelodeon) (14↑, 6↓)
Shit. Utter and complete shit. They were fine for a while, when they played shows that actually were FUNNY. Now it's Spongebob 24/7 with brief dashes of cheesy (also known as [iCarly]) every few hours. Add a few [Victorious] episodes, maybe a dash or two of gay teen singing really badly ([Big Time Rush]) and VIOLA\! We have ourselves the mother of all shitty channels. (right after [MTV]) It made a brief comeback with the strangely funny show [Invader ZIM] but, of course, it wasn't preppy (see [teenybopper]) enough, so they canceled it.

A few years back: Me- *watching Nick and laughing hysterically* And now: Me- *watching Nickelodeon with an expression of dull boredom and shock* What the HELL am I watching? O_O;

56. (Nickelodeon) (8↑, 0↓)
A scheme for animated characters to take over the us government, by using little kids brain washed by the tv shows produced on this channel.

OH MY GOD\!\!\!\! Reptar just shot OBAMA\!\!\!\!\!....Oh well........Nickelodeon\!

Author: Big and tasty frugaler http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/4773474
57. (Nickelodeon) (10↑, 2↓)
A TV channel that started out humbly, with many live action shows. By the late 1990's, it was noted that the quality was quickly declining. Some guy brought Invader im to the network around early 2000 or late '99, but alas, like many good shows, it was canceled before it could finish. It also had SpongeBob, which was entertaining for a time, but gradually was dumbed down along with the rest of the network. Now has more music videos and commercials than Cartoon Network, and mostly live action shows. One good one was Drake and Josh, which ended up crashing and burning by the end of its run.

I have but one thing to say of Nickelodeon... Son... I am disappoint.....

Author: Darth Anonyseudonym http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/4475832
58. (Nickelodeon) (5↑, 0↓)
Used to be the best childrens channel. Had classics like salute your shorts, ren and stimpy, Rocko's modern life, Are you afraid of the dark?, Hey Arnold\!, Doug, etc. The All that and Keenan and Kel, The Amanda Show, Slime time live, and some other shows came along. Oh, and so did Spongebob. Then Zoey101, Ned's declassified schools survival guide, etc. came along. All of these shows were good at first, ESPECIALLY THE 90'S SHOWS, but then nickelodeon got ruined by pop culture which meant taking away the best shows of all. Now there's crappy shows like Victorious, Big time rush, icarly, etc. That's 2011 for ya.

90's kid: Damn i wish they brought back all those amazing nickelodeon shows\! Non 90's kid: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU'RE SO WRO-omg i gotta go catch the new episode of Big time rush\! 90's kid: I hate you.

59. (Nickelodeon) (8↑, 4↓)
A kids channel that was pretty good and had great cartoons like old school spongebob, my life as a teenage robot, and fairly odd parents( I grew up in the early 2000s). It started going down the drain at about 2005-2007ish when teenick(basically a bunch of overrated sitcoms with terrible actors) created iCarly. That show somehow became really popular, and to this day, nickeloden is litteraly icarly and new spongebob 24/7. Spongebob has been around for more than 10 years, so of course it has run out of ideas for good ideas for shows. So now nickelodeon isnt even worth watching, thanks to icarly.

Little girl: did u see icarly last night\!? I wanna be just like her\!\!\! I lllooooove nickelodeon\!\!\! Me: whatevah you say.*turns on invader zim*

60. (Nickelodeon) (55↑, 51↓)
the only good thing they ever did was angry beavers and they cancelled it.

Angry beavers is cool

61. (Nickelodeon) (1↑, 0↓)
An ex-good TV show network. Used to have good shows like Hey Arnold, All That, Kenan and Kel, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Clarissa Explains It All, ect, but now sucks with new crap shows such as Victorious (wtf?) iCarly (double-wtf?) and Kung Fu Panda (WTF?), ect. The only parts that are even halfway decent to watch is Nick\@Nite, which just shows reruns of shows from MTV, TBS, or other shows they didn't create, or 90's Are All That, which shows reruns of Nickelodeon shows from the 90s, a.k.a it's FORMER (keyword FORMER) glory.

Stevette- Wtf iCarly is on again\! It isn't even funny, if that was a real webshow nobody would watch them\! Why are all these new Nickelodeon shows crap\! Charle Jame- Ikr\! What happened to all the good shows like Kenan and Kel\! It's like Nick got rid of all the good shows\! Stevette- I can't believe some people watch this shit\! I'd would rather watch the DISNEY channel than this\! Charle Jame- So would I\! Wow, if we would rather watch the Disney channel than this, then Nick must have gone seriously wrong somewhere\! Stevette- Totally, right\! Let's swtich the channel\! Charle Jame- Lets\! Oh, look, here's a good show on another channel\!

Author: Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/6362181
62. (Nickelodeon) (0↑, 2↓)
A suckish channel for children who never saw real TV. In the 80's and 90's, it consisted of outstanding and loved shows such as "Hey Dude", "Are You Afraid Of The Dark?", "Hey Arnold", "All That", "Kenan and Kel" and "Clarissa Explains it All" just to name a FEW. Today, they've created the shows that make us all puke such as "iCarly", "Big Time Rush", and "Spongebob Squarepants". They cancelled all TV shows that all the kids watched. Nick-Toons was the original old-school channel for Nickelodeon used for Teenage Robot and other old stuff. Today, it is puke-worthy "Dragon Ball" and "Avatar" and fukin sponsored show "Z Force" or whatever it's called. Recently this mindless channel made Teen Nick channel have old shows at midnight until 4 every night. As much as I appreciate it, it doesn't do good because I DON'T ENJOY GETTING NO SLEEP. There is also Nick Jr. which is sad because the shows are like "Bubble Guppies" and "Dora" come on I'm looking for like, Blue's clues or something\! As you can see, Nickelodeon is a channel for people who suck and are under like 12 years old, never experiencing 90's nick. Know something? I'ma age 11 and well, I miss it too. I know ALL the shows, SAW THEM ALL as they always repeated in 2000-2001, and researched AND has a 17 year old sister, so I know 98% of what nick really was. I MISS THE ORANGE SPLAT AND SNICK\!

Kid: Did you see the new Victorious? Me: No. Nickelodeon sucks

Author: NICKELODEON SUX DONT WATCH IT\! http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/6319548
63. (Nickelodeon) (24↑, 35↓)
A TV channel that's mainly aimed towards children and teens that launched in 1979. It has different programming blocks, such as Nick Jr., Nick at Nite and Snick/TEENick. I've seen other definitions of Nickelodeon on here, but all people seem to do is bash it and say stuff like "Nickeldeon sucks now\!". Well, I'm not going to bash it here. It just seems that so many people jump on the "Nickelodeon sucks now\!" bandwagon. I had no idea that the newer Nickelodeon was so hated until I started looking up Nickelodeon on the Internet. I mean, while I agree that the older Nickelodeon is better overall, there's still some good shows on there, such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Fairly OddParents and even Catscratch\! Seriously, you guys probably just bash the newer Nickelodeon because you just grew up and grew out of Nickelodeon. It's really stupid how you guys say stuff like "Only stupid kids watch Nickelodeon now."\! The kids who are growing with Nickelodeon now will probably say the same thing about how Nickelodeon sucks now when they get older. Now, I know how some of you guys grew up with shows like Kenan and Kel, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Hey Arnold and Clarissa Explains It All. Take a show like Kenan and Kel or Rocko's Modern Life, for example. If those two shows wouldn't premiere until this year, 2008, I can bet that most of you guys would probably be bashing them. And if shows like Catscratch, Zoey 101, The Mighty B and even The Naked Brothers Band and Mr. Meaty would premiere in 1995 or something, I can bet they would be recieving much more praise now\! So, please, think about that before you say stupid things like "Today's Nickelodeon are making kids stupid" or "I can't let my kids watch the crap they put on Nickelodeon today". Personally, I'm 21 years old and while I don't watch Nickelodeon nearly as much as I used to when I was younger, I still like a few shows that's on there now, like SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Catscratch, as I mentioned earlier.

Some random person who's in their late teens or 20's: I can't let my kids watch the crap they put out on Nickelodeon now\! Me: Why not? They can watch it if they like it. You probably just grew out of Nickelodeon.

64. (Nickelodeon) (12↑, 24↓)
invented around 1863, a piano designed to play music by itself

The only sound on the deserted street came from the nickelodeon inside the saloon.

Author: Hazardous Material http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/2020552
65. (Nickelodeon) (9↑, 23↓)
The channel for kids ages 5-17. It has shows such as spongebob, fairly odd parents and icarly. It also aired classics such as rugrats doug kablaam ahh real monsters and catdog. It is full of fun for most ages. There is an orange loge that has been changed over teh years.

Nickelodeon is the best channel ever.

66. (nickelodeon) (45↑, 59↓)
A dumbass channel aimed at suburban rich white protestant bush-supporting children. Only suburban and rich kids that are spoiled can ever get on air unless they give free trips for the "poor" children and then shows the poor children on the tv to humilate them.

Rocko's Modern Life was the shiz, as well as all of their other shows which showed alot of ooze and other sick stuff featuring a good variety of people. Now only white people are show on it unless it's some black person that is known to be "hip" and "ghetto" like.

67. (Nickelodeon) (13↑, 28↓)
A 1930's to 1950's (roughly)expression meaning a juke box, which was a machine usually located in diners or bars that played popular music singles on small 45 records. Most were large, streamlined, stylish speaker boxes with neon lighg bands and chrome. So called because of the company that made them, and the price of a song was a nickel.

Hey momma, lets fire up the ol' nickelodeon. I'm "In The Mood" (Popular song title of the time. Instumental "Big Band" song by Glen Miller.)

68. (Nickelodeon) (7↑, 38↓)
The act of using a 9-volt battery whilst going down on some chick. you zap her with it to the tv network jingle - nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah... nick-el-o-de-on.... ya dig?

"I gave her the nickeldeon last night... and she tried to slap me\! You KNOW they all like it though.. right right\!"

69. (Nickelodeon) (14↑, 50↓)
a kid in elementary school or in jr. high school that buys drugs from older high schoolers

I saw a bunch of nickelodeons hanging behind Starbucks sharing a joint

Author: your a giant pussy\! http://nickelodeon.urbanup.com/371338
70. (Nickelodeon) (43↑, 100↓)
A channel that everyone who grew up in the 90s has nostaglia for. Although they claim the cartoons were better, they actually were no better than today's cartoons, and they only remember them to be better because now they are older and are biased for the shows they grew up with and see how stupid the new ones are.

"Bring back the old Nickelodeon shows, sign the petitions"

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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